“If I didn’t make it in baseball, I won’t have made it workin’. I didn’t like to work.”
And a few other gems:
(Excuse me if this is not perfectly in line with the sub…)
“If the world were perfect, it wouldn’t be.
The future ain’t what it used to be.
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the parents off the streets.
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.
No one goes there nowadays, it’s too crowded.
When you come to a fork in the road, take it.
I never said most of the things I said.