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Friend started position as a bootlicker and now his breath always smells like sh!t

So a casual friend at work recently took a full-time non-paid job as a company bootlicker. We didn’t always agree on politics but I thought he matched the job description well and congratulated him. However, whenever we hang out, every time he opens his mouth I swear I get the overwheming stench of dogsh—. My sense of smell isn’t great but after a few days I’m pretty sure that’s what it is. Like he brushes his teeth with a dog’s a$$. Has anyone else noticed this with their own company bootlickers? Is my nose working right? And if it is what’s going on? I’m kinda doubting myself, if someone has this I’d really like some advice TYIA


So a casual friend at work recently took a full-time non-paid job as a company bootlicker. We didn’t always agree on politics but I thought he matched the job description well and congratulated him. However, whenever we hang out, every time he opens his mouth I swear I get the overwheming stench of dogsh—. My sense of smell isn’t great but after a few days I’m pretty sure that’s what it is. Like he brushes his teeth with a dog’s a$$.

Has anyone else noticed this with their own company bootlickers? Is my nose working right? And if it is what’s going on? I’m kinda doubting myself, if someone has this I’d really like some advice TYIA

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