Fuck me stupid do I hate looking for work. I hate every second of it. I hate having to shotgun out applications into the void with no response. I hate having to craft an fucking resume with all my shit on it, something I HAVE to submit to even be considered just to enter all of that fucking information in just below where I was asked to submit my resume. I hate cover letters just like I hate the question “why do you want to work here?” BECAUSE EXISTING IS EXPENSIVE AS FUCK AND YOUR WILLING TO BUY MY TIME, THE FUCK YOU THINK I WANT TO WORK THERE FOR‽ GO TO THE BEACH TODAY‽ GODS NO, I WANNA HAVE PEOPLE SCREAM AT MR ALL DAY BECAUSE THEY'RE TOO FUCKIN DUMB TO WORK A WEBSITE, DUH!!!! I hate that I am supposed lie about my abilities and strengths and fake how much I jus really love the idea of supporting your shit ass company while they lie to me about compensation, work load, work environment, growth, the amount of help and support you'll get all the while tryin to low-ball me as much as fuckin possible. Who cares if rent is 2k a month, minimum is fine right? I hate that every single thing costs money and those costs keep going up. “BuT ZeNjAl YoU cOuLd JuS sTaRe At YoUr BeLlY BuTtOn” Go dig up your great grandmother and use her to fist fuck your mother, I had to pay rent here so that costs too! I hate that the silent generation and the boomers got educated for the price of a single chicken nugget, sold gen x and millennials on their American dream and forced us all into college, then continued to pillage and plunder everything in existence, and blame US for being lazy in the world they raised in then razed to the ground.