I've been job-searching for two months with no luck. I got an interview for a security position at Target a month ago, only to get rejected because I wasn't qualified enough. Then I had an interview for a cashier job at a car wash who told me that they were looking for someone with at least a year of professional sales experience. What the fuck?? You're a fucking car wash, get over yourself. Good luck finding people with those qualifications. If someone had extensive security or sales experience, they wouldn't be working at a fucking Target or car wash in the ghetto. Then they have the balls to complain “We're short-staffed cause nobody wants to work anymore! :(” Like, bitch, you're just like that awkward ugly guy everybody knew in high school who'd constantly shoot for girls way out of their league, and complain “Women only like to date douchebags! :(” when they get rejected.