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Dealing with boomers is Fundraising Hell

I work for a nonprofit we help ppl outta poverty. We get these communities food water hygiene products and even develop key agricultural infrastructures to give people the means to support themselves sustainably. Me: Pitching my nonprofit to a boomer Boomer: no thanks I’m not a socialist Me: you don’t have to be to help people survive Boomer: I have 6 kids and my beautiful wife * grabs wife’s arm and shakes her in a boomer like manner * I married her in Mexico and brought her over here and she loves it, never complains! Wife: *visibly uncomfortable * Me: uhm okay TLDR: rich boomer with mail-in bride thinks charity is socialism


I work for a nonprofit we help ppl outta poverty. We get these communities food water hygiene products and even develop key agricultural infrastructures to give people the means to support themselves sustainably.

Me: Pitching my nonprofit to a boomer

Boomer: no thanks I’m not a socialist

Me: you don’t have to be to help people survive

Boomer: I have 6 kids and my beautiful wife * grabs wife’s arm and shakes her in a boomer like manner * I married her in Mexico and brought her over here and she loves it, never complains!

Wife: *visibly uncomfortable *

Me: uhm okay

TLDR: rich boomer with mail-in bride thinks charity is socialism

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