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Never be specific on when a task that doesn’t require supervision will be complete. Every due date is “tentative” and there is always something that can go wrong that was totally out of your control
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Waste time. Ask questions about the most minor details and push back no matter the answer. Circle back to old debates and make them fresh.
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Offer to get coffee for everyone and then ask your boss for the card OR collect money before hand. This will shave so much time from your day if you get it right.
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Purposefully forget to save documents. Or save them incorrectly to corrupt the files. Oops! Gotta start it again.
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If working remote, turn your router off and say you’re having internet problems. Someone hit a light pole and your electricity is out. There are millions of excuses.
There’s my 5, feel free to add more tips to the threadb