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In the breakroom, just now

Coworker: “Hey, can I get your cell phone number?” Me: “Sure” (give them my work cell number) CW: “Oh, I have that number, but I called you last night several times and you didn't answer.” Me: “Ya, that phone goes in my backpack on silent when I leave the office.” CW: “Can I have your personal cell number then?” Me: “No, sorry, my personal cell stays personal” CW: “But then how am I supposed to get a hold of you after hours?” Me: “…Exactly” CW stares incredulously as I smile and walk away.


Coworker: “Hey, can I get your cell phone number?”

Me: “Sure” (give them my work cell number)

CW: “Oh, I have that number, but I called you last night several times and you didn't answer.”

Me: “Ya, that phone goes in my backpack on silent when I leave the office.”

CW: “Can I have your personal cell number then?”

Me: “No, sorry, my personal cell stays personal”

CW: “But then how am I supposed to get a hold of you after hours?”

Me: “…Exactly”

CW stares incredulously as I smile and walk away.

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