We’re getting a new A/C unit in at work. There’s outside contractors walking around all day.
As i am walking past the workers back to my office, one of the air conditioning techs stops me and asks if these are coed bathrooms. It’s obvious, there are signs. Theres 2 separate bathrooms for men and women. He didn’t look before asking and my sarcasm kicks in and I reply:
“No they aren’t, but heads up, the mens toilet doesn’t work so if you have to shit, you gotta do it in the urinal”
Of course I didn’t think he would actually do it. I even said it with a grin. I underestimated his stupidity. He took a giant log right in the dam urinal. Didn’t use ANY toilet paper. Just a solid log, exposed to the open air, in the urinal.
Well…. takes about 20 minutes for someone else to use the bathroom and he storms out, goes into managements office. People are talking and murmuring. What’s going on. Is someone about to be fire? There’s something going on. A meeting is called. This is a strict and serious meeting. My manager is not laughing:
“We’re here to find out who took a poop in the urinal. Does anyone want to come forward”
Now I immediately start laughing, tell everyone what happened, and the office laughs, everyone except the manager. I decide to volunteer to clean up the mess. I do. I use some gloves and clean that urinal out. Can confirm human poop is disgusting and we are disgusting creatures that think way too highly of ourselves. Our shit stinks.
TLDR: sarcastically told a contractor to shit in our urinal. He took it as simple instructions and pooped in the urinal. Management got involved, had to clean it out myself. Will never be respected or taken seriously at work again.