I told my boss the happiest day of my job was when she told me she was leaving, and the worst was when she told me when she was staying.

I work as an IT Manager for a school, and this was to the principal, there was a lot of lead up to this. But her reaction was just emotionless steel, and the only thing she said was “I AM THE SCHOOL!”. But somehow I'm the one that needs the fitness to work certificate…..Am I going crazy? Honestly, how are you supposed to work for these people?