This is what my husbands old employer made workers recite, like culty cheerleaders, in the break room during their daily ‘virtual huddle’. I could not have done this with a straight face.
“We PROMISE to provide LEGENDARY service, each and every opportunity that we are fortunate enough to receive, so that we may be seen globally as the VIRTUE OF SERVICE, because we relentlessly care and sincerely value our customers more than any other company will ever have the courage to attempt, and we commit to achieving our PROMISE with HONOR, INTEGRITY, and COMPASSION. ALWAYS and FOREVER; and we will NEVER compromise.”