Once the clock struck 5pm the other day, I feverishly set up a Twitter and a TikTok account for my “foot persona,” all completely anonymous of course, as well as an OnlyFans page. I spent several hours setting them up with an alternate email address and phone number so that nothing links back to my real self. Lastly, I threw on a few freebie pictures/videos on each account to grab attention from would-be buyers.
I should probably mention that I’m actually a middle-age guy with pretty average feet. Despite this, you would be AMAZED how easy it is to make your feet look feminine with a quick shave, an epsom salt foot bath, some moisturizing lotion, and colored nail polish. All of which costs less than $20 too!
I shit you not, within 4 hours—Yes, 4 HOURS—of getting my accounts set up, I started receiving messages asking for feet pics. About half of them were spam bots, of course, and some were legit (gotta be sharp about who you’re talking too). The amount of money these people are willing to pay is truly unbelievable. One person offered me $2,000 for a video of me taking off socks without my hands… and then send them the socks in the mail.
Will this pan out? Only time will tell. Maybe I’ll post a part 2.