I’m trying to get fired from my job but not without annoying/upsetting everyone in the office. So far I’ve been showing up late/leaving early, not checking email until lunch, reporting people to HR for practically nothing, and whenever someone gets up for the bathroom for more than 2-3 minutes I ask them if they pooped. What are some other tactics to hinder company progress and annoy coworkers?
I’m trying to get fired from my job but not without annoying/upsetting everyone in the office.
So far I’ve been showing up late/leaving early, not checking email until lunch, reporting people to HR for practically nothing, and whenever someone gets up for the bathroom for more than 2-3 minutes I ask them if they pooped.
What are some other tactics to hinder company progress and annoy coworkers?