I wake up everyday at 2am and shit my bed. I immediately go take my cold shower because Jordan Peterson told me so, during this time my maid cleans up the shit in my bed and if you do not have a maid than this is why my life is beautiful and yours is not because now you still have shit in your bed.
Then I go for my daily 3 to 4 hour jog but only start counting the hours when my balls start to hurt, and afterwards I recover by eating whole protein jar.
Then I come home and take my dementia pills. Then I come home and take my dementia pills. Then I come home and take my dementia pills.
This life is not easy, it takes sacrifice.