TLDR, job lied to me about salary, I found something much better, and put my notice in. The verbal abuse that I endured for the next two days was horrific, and I didn't come back for the third. Shit like”why didn't you tell me you were looking for a job?” “Because you'd just fire me”. “Well I can just fire you now.” Fuck that guy. Took two weeks off and started my new job yesterday.