Hows this?
My previous workplace sent all the restaurants within this company to a three day 'retreat' in the country, where they basically ran presentations the whole time about how much we love the company and all the exciting things happening in the future.
The most shocking presenation was about how you need to be happy at work all the time and the 'best' way to acheive this was to put a pencil in your mouth horizantal to force a smile and therefore realeasing happy chemicals. This was a 20 minute presentation that not once addressed why people might be unhappy. Real Fucking Cool.