I am a male nurse and nowadays I can walk into an interview fart on them, demand 80$/hr, and a BJ and will be hired on the spot. I can also use an app to pick any shift I want whenever I want and get paid double if the shift is the same day I schedule it.

However, I've had long hauler aids for 2 years now and will randomly wake up on a parallel earth where gravity is x4 and oxygen is at 15%. Unable to walk up steps or stand for more than 10-15mins. Worth it???? Enter your comments below to win an antiwork pizza party from your choice of lil' caesar's.