Upper management posted fliers about hosting a pizza lunch for us 11:30-6:30.
I thought “Wow a lunch that actually considers it has employees that don't get lunch till well after 4pm!”
Well fuck me because it was gone without a trace long before my lunch apparently. At least they stocked the fridge that has sat empty since partner (employee) appreciation month…
Boiler plate: Fresh account to avoid company snoops.