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Edit: This is a very tempting entry level position. GTFOH

We already have skilled craftsmen. However, we need a helper asap. We have work scheduled all year. It's completely fine if you are young or just out of school. Need someone immediately as a full-time general laborer. If you can only work part-time, but are an awesome person, then we can discuss and probably work something out. You do not need to be an expert at anything. Just help load/unload, clean-up, setup, pick things up, put things down, organize, cleaning, inventory, washing our trucks and machines, digging holes, be an assistant or apprentice. If you do well then you might get lucky and learn as you go and become skilled at something. A side benefit to you is free/paid training at a professional trade. We are an excavation and outdoor building company. Sheds, decks, walkways, patios, walls, landscaping, remodeling, renovation, foundations, waterfalls, drainage, etcetera We work in Berks County around…


We already have skilled craftsmen. However, we need a
helper asap. We have work scheduled all year. It's completely
fine if you are young or just out of school. Need someone
immediately as a full-time general laborer. If you can only
work part-time, but are an awesome person, then we can
discuss and probably work something out.
You do not need to be an expert at anything. Just help
load/unload, clean-up, setup, pick things up, put things down,
organize, cleaning, inventory, washing our trucks and
machines, digging holes, be an assistant or apprentice. If you
do well then you might get lucky and learn as you go and
become skilled at something. A side benefit to you is
free/paid training at a professional trade.
We are an excavation and outdoor building company. Sheds,
decks, walkways, patios, walls, landscaping, remodeling,
renovation, foundations, waterfalls, drainage, etcetera We
work in Berks County around Reading PA. Sometimes
traveling to Pottstown, Morgantown, Pine Grove, Lebanon
and Boyertown. We have all our own trucks, trailers,
machines and tools.
Not looking for any trouble. We only want a professional
gentleman or gentlelady. If you have an attitude, arrogant,
know-it-all, cocky, big-shot, tough guy, bully, trouble
maker… stay away. NO DRUGS, NO ALCOHOLICS, NO
VULGAR LANGUAGE, NO RACISM, NO SEXISM, NO
DISRESPECT, NO ARGUING, NO FIGHTING, NO BAD
ATTITUDE. If you apply anyway, it'll be a waste of time,
you'll get fired promptly.
You must be a clean person. Clean clothes, body, mind and
heart. Do not show up here with vulgar language, music,
explicit talking, behavior, inappropriate clothing or
unprofessional. If you like playing on your telephone then
stay home. We will quickly fire you for jerking around on a
phone, nasty music, constant smoking, constant talking,
constant breaks, standing around, spiting or cussing. Nobody
with unprofessional behavior, language, or clothing. Do not
come here with some chip on your shoulder. Do not waste
your time or ours.
If you are a late, lying, no call, or no show person… stay
away. If you are shifty with excuses and stories, stay away,
write a book, take your act on stage, do not try to bring your
vices or agenda here. Please, we are not interested in playing
games.
THIS IS A PROFESSIONAL OPERATION. We are
respectful Christians. This is an honest hard-working, family
business. We will give you as much love as you give us. We
take care of our customers, neighbors, and co-workers. As
soon as you start causing trouble or screwing around it's over.
This is not a game. Only apply if your parents and God
already taught you what professional really means.
Pay starting at $500 per week.
Send your name, address, contact information, years of
experience, and list all your working skills/abilities. Second
step, is a phone interview, we will contact you after
reviewing your application (information requested in
previous sentence). Third, if hired, you will get simple
probationary work at our shop as a test.

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