This is the story of my resignation. After working for a business for a year, a lot of trouble with the employees, very bad pay and way too much work while my co-workers were twiddling their thumbs, I decided to quit my job.
I sat down in my office and wrote my resignation on my computer, then I printed it. While printing, I had a customer. After finishing the customer, my boss stood in front of me, the resignation in his hands, asking me “What the hell is this ?”
Damn, I totally forgot that the printer was in his office
I said, “what does it looks like?” and he just said “You forgot to sign it”, so I gave him my sign and packed my bags. I had 4 weeks' notice, but I said “fuck you all” and got sick leave next day. Those fuckers never saw me again. If I think back to it, it was one of the happiest days in my life.