According to my “congrats on 1-year with the company” email, I have performed 91,113 COVID tests so far.
The state pays for all supplies, personnel, and overhead… PLUS $50 for each test we perform.
That means that I have made my company $4.55Million in the last year.
…for Christmas, I received a gift basket of crackers and olives, which cost $36…
…and today I found out that my company doesn't provide any maternity/paternity benefits outside of what is required by state law.