Ah, yes, academia. Check out this ivory tower.

Ad for an adjunct position. I knew they were underpaid but this takes it to a new low. Note the “without salary basis.” https://preview.redd.it/l9zjhj3qyeo81.png?width=1960&format=png&auto=webp&s=b40d5caa660ce2a4ce31d70b22413de303c4a97f