Bellow was sent over Slack:
“Hello everyone – I'm typing this from (X Office) where (as a highly cautious COVID person) it feels quite safe and organized in all of the common spaces. As we prep for an April 4 return to the office 2-3 days per week, I'd like to encourage everyone to come in to work in person at least a couple of times in March while we are in this optional period.
It'll give you a chance to try out the desk reservation system, make sure your gear all works (you know it won't be perfectly smooth after all of this time), figure out transportation and childcare, and just get used to a different routine.
My first job here was a (X) tour guide, so I'll be offering free (X) tours to anyone that has joined the team since the pandemic started and has never been here before. I unfortunately cannot offer the same service for (X Second Office Building), I can barely find the (X) Diner whenever I'm there and I do tend to get stuck on the (X) bridge without my access card).
So coordinate with your leader, your work friends, whoever, and come into the office a couple times! (and I'm serious about the (X) tour if you want one).”
No one responded or “reacted” to the above.
The tour guide job was in the summer many decades ago while they went to university.