So I've been thinking about this thing my old boss did a few years ago and I thought y'all would be… entertained by it. We were closing down for the night. It was late and I just wanted to go home. All the customers have left and he decided to bring his JBL speaker around while he was inspecting all of our areas and blasting the most horrible, cheesy techno music from it.
I was a cashier, so we unlocked my drawer and headed into the cash office. The office is small, and his music is deafening but he doesn't turn it down. He dumps all the bills into this machine that counts it all and makes sure the amount's all good.
He has to reload the machine because there is a 2-dollar bill. So he takes out his wallet hoping to just switch it with two ones. But oh golly is this gonna be hard! He slaps his forehead and lets out a chuckle. Silly enough, all he has in his wallet are hundreds and 500s! “I mean, it's not a bad problem to have!” He says to his minumum wage, manual worker, laughing. Boy oh boy how are we going to work this math out? He does the math and exchanges some bills. Then he re-counts the money. I'm only a few dollars off, so he lets me go.
Golly gee Williker, how funny and silly it is to only have 100 and 500-dollar bills in your wallet, and several of them. That's not very practical, is it? Man oh man.
Hey dude, if you're reading this, I hope your financial situation improved. I hope you only have 1s and 5s in there now, it makes it much easier to do the math and split bills.