Just a quick story.
At a past job I was in the probation period so i didn't gain pto. Got food poisoning! So, I throwing up and the runs, yay!
The next day i return to work. I get chewed out over not have any pto and why i think i can call out? Being on probation i bit my lip.
My thoughts were “Ok! Next time I'll come in and shit all inside the delivery truck!”