They have dragged this out for daaaays now. I haven't been given any papers or anything formal. They did an investigation on some things that happened that I did that were against policy. I was poorly trained so I didn't know better. I do want to cry. Might my tears activate some latent humanity in them? They have swung their dicks in the wrong direction and now they are backpedaling and being too nice. I think they fucked up.