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The most embarrassing thing happened today.

I fell. At work. I was walking from the cafe seating area, and straight ahead of me were the trash can, and the restroom. Figured “I’ll throw my trash away, and hit the restroom on my way out”. So, toss the trash and go to continue straight to the bathroom. Little do I know, in the recent remodel that took place during my time being remote, there is a fucking 5-10 inch SUPPORT BEAM ALONG THE FLOOR FOR AESTHETICS ONLY. Naturally, my forward moving foot is stopped by this fucking BEAM (WHY DO THEY HAVE A FUCKING BEAM HERE?!?!), and I fly forward onto the ground on my hands and knees (thankful to have caught myself, considering I’m pregnant). Being embarrassed, I got up quickly and brushed it off. Jesus Christ, my knees hurt now. Can I sue or what?!


I fell. At work.

I was walking from the cafe seating area, and straight ahead of me were the trash can, and the restroom. Figured “I’ll throw my trash away, and hit the restroom on my way out”.

So, toss the trash and go to continue straight to the bathroom. Little do I know, in the recent remodel that took place during my time being remote, there is a fucking 5-10 inch SUPPORT BEAM ALONG THE FLOOR FOR AESTHETICS ONLY. Naturally, my forward moving foot is stopped by this fucking BEAM (WHY DO THEY HAVE A FUCKING BEAM HERE?!?!), and I fly forward onto the ground on my hands and knees (thankful to have caught myself, considering I’m pregnant).

Being embarrassed, I got up quickly and brushed it off.

Jesus Christ, my knees hurt now. Can I sue or what?!

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