I don't care if you call yourself innovative or exciting or disruptive. I just want to clock in, write some code, get along with my coworkers, and be done at the end of the day. Stop expecting me to come up with a reason why I'm completely infatuated with the idea of working at Innovation Technology Solutions, LLC to the exclusion of every other company in the world.
Want to be a company I believe in? You'll have to prove it to me after I've been hired. The only reason why I'm not working at my last company is because the work was more stressful than a job search and paid less than a comparable job. So do this: be less stressful than a job search, and pay me comparable to the average or better. That's it, that's literally all I'm going to care about. Not making a
Seriously, stop making me put on this bullshit clown mask to do this song and dance about how much I love your company.
End rant from a guy who's annoyed and trying to get employed.