Ever wondered why every office has a ubiquitous supply of coffee? Or why you feel so obligated to be drinking it constantly at work? Thanks boss man for supplying me with a stimulant to be able to perform my tasks faster while my heart races at 180 BPM and I slowly decay under these fluorescent lights. Increase productivity, consume stimulant – capitalism juice.
Ever wondered why every office has a ubiquitous supply of coffee? Or why you feel so obligated to be drinking it constantly at work?
Thanks boss man for supplying me with a stimulant to be able to perform my tasks faster while my heart races at 180 BPM and I slowly decay under these fluorescent lights.
Increase productivity, consume stimulant – capitalism juice.