So I hit apply on indeed and immediately get a text from this place with a link to make a 30 second video about why I want to come make eggs. I should tell them my current job is a shitshow that is late paying me and allowed the dishwasher to assult the hostess with a metal chair and ripped her whole ass thumb nail clean off without any repercussions. Is that what they want to hear? Aren't the 20 years experience I have flipping eggs on my indeed resume enough? I gotta make you a damn tik toc too?! I hate this planet.