A job offer from LIDL, receptionist at their local headquarters, just thought it's a little funny
(amateur) translation:
WE OFFER:
– Open-Ended Employment Contract
– 25 + up to 5 days of vacation (for each year working for our company we add a day of vacation up to maximum of 30 days of vacation per year)
– a thorough system of working in and further professional education
– a 2 dolar lunch money
– langauge classes for english and german
– MultiSport card including optional additional cards
– contribution to pension insurance after a year of working for the company
– a gift pack for expecting parents
– financial settlement for father's parental leave up to the amount of their full wage
– paid vacation for the first day of school for the parents of a first grader
– VITAMINE PACK FOR YOUR AUTUMN DOSE OF ENERGY