Bossman: “Me, you must come in to work tomorrow or you are fired.”
Me: “I put in notice fourteen hours ago that tomorrow is my wedding and my dad is in hospital for dying. I can't come into work tomorrow.”
Bossman: “Yes come into work tomorrow. Or you are fired.”
Me: “I guess that I am fired. I will not come into work tomorrow.”
Bossman: “But you must come into work tomorrow. We are shortstaffed and the head office will be angry with me and I will be fired tomorrow.”
Me: “Lol.”