I asked her, “So, are you saying we can only use the restroom twice a day, plus lunch?”
She said, “technically, your bathroom breaks will count as 10 minute breaks. That's the policy we have at work. And you have two 10 minute breaks, plus lunch, to handle it”
Okay. Well I guess, “technically” I'll be taking multiple ten minute breaks in a day.
Don't fuck with my poop schedule.