Auto inspection dude: “…yeah, I'm not going to charge you for the inspection, since I can see right away you're not going to pass. This'll save you a few bucks, just go get your check engine light fixed and come back for another try afterward.”
Me: “Thanks a lot, that's very nice of you!”
Auto dude: “Well I'm not here to make money, it's not like I end up getting any of it.”