Dumb thought I had this morning: what if we made a religion for workers? With enough people to get it officially recognized we could add in all sorts of stuff. If scientology can be whatever the fuck it even is at this point, why can't we have a religion that says stuff like
No answering work calls off the clock
No working weekends
You will discuss wages on the clock and unionize all work places even if you don't work there
You will inform other workers of their rights
You will promote the mental and physical well-being of your fellow workers
Etc etc