Looking for:
Competitive pay= as low as we can give you.
Self motivator= no training and you must figure out the job on your own.
Ambitious= will you work hard for empty promises and low wages?
Benefits= unless you make more than $20 an hour, you cant afford our health insurance.
Fun staff= back stabbing and brainwashed co workers whose soul has been sucked out.
Fast paced= Who needs Osha when you can run around all day, dodge safety issues, and be expected to meet unattainable quotas.
Advancement opportunities= only for buddies of the current managers.
Adaptable= put up with us yelling at you and making your life miserable.
Experienced= A Masters and a nobel prize for our entry level job.
Versatile= We don't know what we are doing and this position has crappy work that no one else wants to do. We offer you as the scapegoat for our failures when firing start happening.
Proactive= must be able to read minds and the future.
Resourceful= bring your own desk, pens, paper, and chair, we can't afford it.
Dedicated= Must devote your life to us. No relationships, family deaths, hobbies, health problems, vacations, or life or we threaten to lower your hours or fire you.