Apparently I am supposed to complete payroll early due to the coming holiday (which I always had to work anyway). What's even funnier is I got sick and had to take a leave of absence for surgery and whilst recovering, my manager demoted me because he personally didn't like me. He was one of those types of people that brings down everyone around him to make himself look better. That was in 2013 so for 9 years I haven't done payroll for this company I no longer work for!
I want to come up with a creative response. They did send a retraction email afterwards that they fucked up. Btw, I was fired after 12 years for a hot urinalysis for weed in a state where it's legal and went home and literally had my second heart attack in 6 months. I was in the hospital for the next couple months after which I had to quit working altogether so I have absolutely no love for them.