*A friend got fired the other day, after working a month there, the boss said it was because he didn't say hi to her when she got there, her justification was “if he doesn't greet me, he probably doesn't greet the clients”. Another friend of ours then wrote a letter, and suggested to be sent to the boss.
*Hello my MOST WORTHY boss, good evening?
I must confess that I'm a bit uneasy for the sad news of my dismissal (of wich you miss didn't even have the COURAGE of firing me in person, and instead sent another of your employees, that probably also suffer in your megalomaniac claws, typical of a coward individual, I couldn't expect less from someone of your kind).
I must also confess that I am indeed happy, because finally I am no longer associated from a company that probably is related to some ilegal activities, after all, is not even allowed for other people to know YOU are the owner, wich is very suspicious.
It also makes me happy to know that a business with antiquated management rules such as: “boss gives orders, employees obey without complaining, and still lick their boots” will soon, go bankrupt, for no business of success would let their employees exposed with ridiculous uniforms, that makes them more succeptible to sexual harassment, and when YOU receive any kind of complaints or suggestions, you simply ignore and mock the same employees.
(something that is against the so called “respect” that you miss says is a priority in the interpersonal relations of yours, isn't it?).
This kind of thing makes me think if Marx was actually wrong when wanting to end the bourgeoisie and bring better conditions to the proletariat.
Lastly, I wish my most sincere FUCK YOU, because someone that only thinks about massaging their own inflated ego, deserves only contempt from the people around and all the possible hindrances in its path to achieve success (wich you don't deserve).
From your most beloved employee “name here”.*
PS: I hope the return of my uniform, wich I have the upmost care, makes it clear what you and your company deserve, have a good afternoon <3
Explanations: there may be something illegal going on there, since the owner told people not to reveal she owned the place.
The PS part references the idea to send back the uniform with dog poop.