Handyman here. Gorilla Glue activates with a little spritz of water and aggressively expands to fill gaps. If you’re a Capitalist and some commie employee has put Gorilla Glue in your door locks so you can’t lock up at night, give a handyman a call.

And what a horrible and anti-American thing to do, by the way. Or maybe they were less creative and used a can of Great Stuff expanding foam. Boy, that shit sticks to EVERYTHING and is a real fucking Liberal PLOT — like if it got sprayed in a cash register or anything, really. It would just be ruined. These are the kinds of thing that NO ONE should ever attempt but, if you’re a sweet, community pillar capitalist and your employees are doing this kind of thing? Give your local handyman a call and we’ll get you right as rain.