Company I work for (small liquor chain) is having a Christmas party on Saturday, December 10th. Those who work can't come, and anyone who makes it gets their Christmas bonus check hand delivered to them. I work closing that night, 3pm – 12am, so I don't get my bonus until the 21st. I have to miss out while anyone who isn't a grunt goes and gets piss drunk and has a merry old time while we have to cater to the same adult alcoholic toddlers as usual. Fuck those of us at the bottom.
Edit: Just in, they are throwing another for those who can't make the first… On a Thursday, which is also a day I work until close. Fuck, dude.