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Help me get fired in 6 days

I just found a new job. My current contract states i need to give 4 weeks of notice. I requested that they let me go with 10 days notice and and they've just denied my request. So… i need some ideas. I was just gonna walk in with a vodka bottle in hand but that seems a bit boring,i want to go out in style,but at the same time dont want to do anyhing too drastic either. To give a little bit of information im a Night Porter in a relatively quiet hotel,my main responsibilities involve Fire safety walks around the building and cleaning after the bar staff. TLDR: Got new job,need ideas on how to get fired so i dont work my notice.


I just found a new job. My current contract states i need to give 4 weeks of notice. I requested that they let me go with 10 days notice and and they've just denied my request. So… i need some ideas. I was just gonna walk in with a vodka bottle in hand but that seems a bit boring,i want to go out in style,but at the same time dont want to do anyhing too drastic either.
To give a little bit of information im a Night Porter in a relatively quiet hotel,my main responsibilities involve Fire safety walks around the building and cleaning after the bar staff.

TLDR: Got new job,need ideas on how to get fired so i dont work my notice.

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