There is a long lead up and backstory that is irrelevant to this question, but a coworker is getting ready to leave our organisation due to toxic workplace. We are trying to decide the best way to submit her resignation.
Should she:
A) hand in her resignation to our CEO with her name badge, a tube of KY lube and a stick?
Or
B) hand in her resignation, name badge, KY lube and a pair of tongs for the CEO to remove her stick that is already in place?
Thoughts and further suggestions are welcome!
Edit: typo