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Here are some Gems from a Help Wanted Ad today

This position will be assigned a schedule by the CFO and expected to adhere to that schedule as long as they are present during their normal schedule. (???) What does this mean? Company meetings are held throughout the year and all staff should be prompt and in attendance. (OK) Must dress in a neat and businesslike manner and adhere to company dress code Strong communication skills Must be professional and have empathy that customers look for Must be detailed, organized and efficient at work flow Should be mature and highly motivated Must be able to take direction, be trainable and maintain a positive attitude Must be able to maintain effective personal relationships with supervisory, staff members and customers. Must be willing to submit to a pre-employment criminal background check and results must meet company standards Must be willing to adhere to random drug testing and results must be clean (…


This position will be assigned a schedule by the CFO and expected to adhere to that schedule as long as they are present during their normal schedule. (???) What does this mean?

Company meetings are held throughout the year and all staff should be prompt and in attendance. (OK)

  • Must dress in a neat and businesslike manner and adhere to company dress code
  • Strong communication skills
  • Must be professional and have empathy that customers look for
  • Must be detailed, organized and efficient at work flow
  • Should be mature and highly motivated
  • Must be able to take direction, be trainable and maintain a positive attitude
  • Must be able to maintain effective personal relationships with supervisory, staff members and customers.
  • Must be willing to submit to a pre-employment criminal background check and results must meet company standards
  • Must be willing to adhere to random drug testing and results must be clean

( are you allowed to be human and have a personality???)

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