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Hey guys, I am your average 22 year old millionaire and today I want to share what changed my life.

I wake up everyday at 2am and shit my bed. I immediately go take my cold shower because Jordan Peterson told me so, during this time my maid cleans up the shit in my bed and if you do not have a maid than this is why my life is beautiful and yours is not because now you still have shit in your bed. Then I go for my daily 3 to 4 hour jog but only start counting the hours when my balls start to hurt, and afterwards I recover by eating whole protein jar. Then I come home and take my dementia pills. Then I come home and take my dementia pills. Then I come home and take my dementia pills. This life is not easy, it takes sacrifice.


I wake up everyday at 2am and shit my bed. I immediately go take my cold shower because Jordan Peterson told me so, during this time my maid cleans up the shit in my bed and if you do not have a maid than this is why my life is beautiful and yours is not because now you still have shit in your bed.

Then I go for my daily 3 to 4 hour jog but only start counting the hours when my balls start to hurt, and afterwards I recover by eating whole protein jar.

Then I come home and take my dementia pills. Then I come home and take my dementia pills. Then I come home and take my dementia pills.

This life is not easy, it takes sacrifice.

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