I have a shitty chain restaurant job. I'd like to just get booted from it. Without doing anything that would get me in serious doo-doo like stealing, assault, harassment, conjuring demons, breaking things.
Way back in the day I had a fast food job that I didn't care about. They wouldn't fire me. Instead they put me on one 3 hour shift, one day a week. Obviously, I went and got another job and left that place.
The only way to get canned without drama I can think of is to come in late. Then later. Then laaaaaaaater. With no real excuse. I'd like to get fired more creatively.
I'm open to your ideas.