Direct quote my service manager made and I made him immediately regret.
My service manager, who we will call Bob (because that's his fucking name), was talking with two of the lead techs about hiring an additional 2 more tech. Both of these lead techs expressed that we've been slow and some guys in the shop (me) had to get a 2nd job to make ends meet. A comment of “how are we going to keep everyone busy and fed” to which Bob in all his bald glory states a loud with a laugh “hungry dogs run faster” and the “oh shit I fucked up” was immediate as soon as I, who until now was minding my own business asked simply “what the fuck does that mean, Bob?” Before he could answer I gave him a simple response. Yes, hungry dogs run faster but that's if your dogs are loyal and you treat them well. You take away a dog's roof and it's food, you step on that dog and treat it like shit then you got the makings of a fucking wolf and wolves fucking eat.
I'm not this fuck heads “dog” and I am not going to run for shit and I also am not going to go hungry, that's for damn sure.
Piss me off like that on a Monday. Bob is going to have a rough week.