You want me to card every dude that wants a beer or a pack of cigarettes? Nah, we got dudes coming in everyday that look like they about to kill someone. I'm getting some little $9 an hour, I ain't got time to put up with some bull-nish over a 40oz or a swisher. And i ain't about to write down every effing license plate that wants to pump some gas without prepay. If ya'll be thinking imma graduate every mofo that come up in here, lol, you got me bent! I go work for Jerry pouring some concrete for $18 an hour before all of dat!