When I was walking back to the kitchen someone left the oven open and it burnt my arm and they gave me money to go get lotion next door from the pharmacy and the next day the manager asked me for the lotion back and I thought that it was kind of complementary because you know they burnt my arm and he laughed at me saying “they need to lotion back”. This happened years ago but I still think about it
Edit. A seriously bad burn that scarred my arm