They want to waste everyone's time? I've got time to spare.
That job you're posting for a mid-level marketing coordinator paying $14 an hour? Sure, I'll apply! I'll set up an interview too. Will I show up to the interview? Well, no, but not because I don't want to, but because I don't exist. Sorry about that!
What's that? You want someone to volunteer to do your logo and art for your business? You're paying in exposure? Boy, I would love to help! I'm on it right now, and 2 weeks later when you're wondering where those proofs are I said I was working on? Oh they're almost done, I'll send them to you by Friday, I promise!