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I created a fake profile and resume to apply to scammy job postings, and it has been so much fun.

They want to waste everyone's time? I've got time to spare. That job you're posting for a mid-level marketing coordinator paying $14 an hour? Sure, I'll apply! I'll set up an interview too. Will I show up to the interview? Well, no, but not because I don't want to, but because I don't exist. Sorry about that! What's that? You want someone to volunteer to do your logo and art for your business? You're paying in exposure? Boy, I would love to help! I'm on it right now, and 2 weeks later when you're wondering where those proofs are I said I was working on? Oh they're almost done, I'll send them to you by Friday, I promise!


They want to waste everyone's time? I've got time to spare.

That job you're posting for a mid-level marketing coordinator paying $14 an hour? Sure, I'll apply! I'll set up an interview too. Will I show up to the interview? Well, no, but not because I don't want to, but because I don't exist. Sorry about that!

What's that? You want someone to volunteer to do your logo and art for your business? You're paying in exposure? Boy, I would love to help! I'm on it right now, and 2 weeks later when you're wondering where those proofs are I said I was working on? Oh they're almost done, I'll send them to you by Friday, I promise!

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