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“I Have Achieved Enlightenment” i said to interviewer

Interview was suppose to happen at 3pm. But the person came 15 minutes late, just to ask same questions every interviewer ask since the concept of interview for job came into existence. “So you didn't do anything in period of 1 year after your graduation?” As i was battling with cancer for year. Yeah, i didn't do anything for time, where i was incapable to do anything. Constant question related to fake scenerio which they built “what would you do in this situation?”. Me: “there are lot of possibilities, can you please elaborate”. Interviewer: “it's just a simple scenerio”. Me: “alright i would do this”. Interviewer: “… That's.. against company policies”. Ok then fucking elaborate more, and be prepared for typical answer you want to hear from me, so that i am capable of only giving that answer. At the end, Interviewer: “what's your greatest life's accomplishments”. Again a typical…


Interview was suppose to happen at 3pm. But the person came 15 minutes late, just to ask same questions every interviewer ask since the concept of interview for job came into existence.

“So you didn't do anything in period of 1 year after your graduation?” As i was battling with cancer for year. Yeah, i didn't do anything for time, where i was incapable to do anything.

Constant question related to fake scenerio which they built “what would you do in this situation?”.
Me: “there are lot of possibilities, can you please elaborate”. Interviewer: “it's just a simple scenerio”.
Me: “alright i would do this“.
Interviewer: “… That's.. against company policies”.
Ok then fucking elaborate more, and be prepared for typical answer you want to hear from me, so that i am capable of only giving that answer.

At the end,
Interviewer: “what's your greatest life's accomplishments”.
Again a typical interview question, they didn't took into consideration that i am only 22, what possibly could i have accomplished?
So i answered “i know everything now, I have achieved anything there is to achieve under heaven. I am the enlighten one”

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