to officially change the term of “shareholder” to “parasite”. Just think of the comedic value. “War in eastern Europe: What does the current situation mean for the parasites?” “The parasites' trust is our greatest asset.” “Think of the parasites!” “Minimum wage poses a considerable threat to parasites' profit.” Or on Instagram and LinkedIn: ” How to think like the most successful parasites.ā “Become a parasites by following these steps.” “The secret to the parasites' mindset.”